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graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
  • graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
  • on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
  • graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
  • montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
  • graham: yes
  • graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
  • petra: we're half through voting now
  • graham: oh that's depressing
  • estonia: shows up
  • graham: is he standing outside a prison?
  • albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
  • graham: better than you
  • armenian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
  • graham: you should leave
  • eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
  • graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
  • germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
  • graham: speak for yourself
  • dude: breathes
  • graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
  • petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
  • graham: god, please, no
  • denmark: winning
  • graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
  • voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
  • graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
  • graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
  • graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]
lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 
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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(Source: oyfey, via caketobake)

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kanenlyons:

gravitationalbeauty:

the northern lights from space  

Its like a cosmic crown on the earth
Popular Pups

onceuponaregalduckling:

theblogforadog:

Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

Australian Shepherd

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Beagle

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Boston Terrier

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Chihuahua

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Cocker Spaniel

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Dachshund

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French Bulldog

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German Shepherd

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Golden Retriever 

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Siberian Husky

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Labrador Retriever 

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Pug

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Miniature Schnauzer 

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Sheltie

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Yorkie

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give me them all.

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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